Millennial Advice

Wet, Naked, and Not a Doctor

Here’s the first chapter of my upcoming book (set to release later this year). I can’t give away too much yet, but my third novel is a comedy about a millennial going from job to job across various industries searching for his American Dream. It’s like Goldilocks and the Three Bears except there’s more porridge (jobs), and they all suck.

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Why Every Zodiac Sign Is Responsible for My Missing Socks

I think I’ve found the Bermuda Triangle. It’s in my dryer and only takes socks.

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The Pizza Twilight Zone

I find all kinds of excuses to order trash pizza at night. It was cheap. They always had insane deals and coupons. They had a cookie the size of a small pizza. And each chain pizza store did one appetizer right, But it was hard to remember which store and app went with what. I needed pizza.

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The Law of Attraction Manifested Me the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors

I am not sure if the Law of Attraction works, but I manifest a hundred percent of things I’d never need. Lately, that which I truly desire is the Avocado Specialty Knife with Scissors.

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Buns and Runs – Behind the Fall of the Phillies’ Iconic Dollar Dog Night

Dollar Dog Night wasn’t for families. Or civilized society. It was an opportunity for the youth to indulge in a little bit of affordable chaos.

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My Closet’s Full of Reusable Bags, But So is the Landfill

The banning of plastic bags has had a crippling effect on my wallet and coat closet. I’ve got a home filled with reusable grocery bags and the pile keeps growing. All on the bottom of the closet, hidden, packed in like contraband, I tell no one about it. I never thought I was a hoarder, but now, I’m second guessing it.

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